This is too good to pass up. Follow the link to MetaLutheran for an explanation and for me to be respectful of copyrights, even if he is wrong and evil, apostate and heretic, a fellow brother in Christ, or whatever phase I’m in.
Phase 1: The Cage Phase
Phase 2: Addiction
Phase 3: Apostle of Renewal
Phase 4: Beaten by Reality
Phase 5, Option 1: The Rat Leaves the Ship
Phase 5, Option 2: Complete Disillusionment
Phase 5, Option 3: Partial Disillusionment and Accommodation