After very thorough searches
Of some Arizona churches
Cops arrested 20 people whose religion didn’t pass
But their reasoning was shoddy
Christ demanded, “Eat my body”,
Is partaking of a wafer less ridiculous than ass?
Go read the whole thing at The Digital Cuttlefish.
Clarification: Cuttlefish’s verse appeared on Sept. 10. My “Oh God” piece appeared on Sept. 18, so any implication that his/her piece was in response to my post is incorrect.