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If God were up for re-election:
Could Burt be worse?
Burt has the advantage of being real! Not sure this is a fair fight. And did that gawf fellaw actually file paperwork for this election? I suspect voter suppression on this one!
Aaaargh! Why must I choose the lesser of two evils? Dunworth’s mudslinging completely leaves out what he’s actually FOR (besides inflicting diabetes on eaters of frosted mini-wheats). We should completely do away with the office of Almighty Lord and let the corporations write the laws.
Now that you mention it, I don’t think I’ve ever seen this “God” fella’s birth certificate. Just sayin’….
But but but… That episode of Buffy is classic.
What’s the word here on tactical voting…? :-p
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