The Last, Very Last, End of the World. Seriously. No, Really. This One.

The significance of all the rapture rhetoric from Harold Camping isn’t that Camping is … well, probably pretty far gone into senile dementia.

And it isn’t that, even as far gone as he is into senile dementia, he can still sound fairly sane, by Christian standards.

Also, you gotta love this, from Wikipedia:

On May 23, 2011 in an appearance before the press, Camping stated he had reinterpreted his prophecy. In his revised claim, May 21 was a “spiritual” judgment day, and the physical Rapture would occur on October 21, 2011, simultaneously with the destruction of the world. Camping said his company would not return money donated by followers to publicize the failed May 21 prediction, stating: “We’re not at the end. Why would we return it?

It isn’t just that mainstream media has happily covered his crazy predictions. (And thank you, Fox News.)

No the significance is … well, heck, I don’t KNOW what the significance is. But it sure has been a popular subject here at FreeThought Blogs:

Cuttlefish
Pharyngula
Greta Christina
Blag Hag
En Tequila Es Verdad
WWJTD
WWJTD (again)

Inevitably, there will be those bookish, nerdy science fanatics who will spoil EVERYTHING, even a light-hearted look at the End of the World, with their silly insistence on “reality.”

Zingularity: Independent group finds earth really IS warming
Lousy Canuck: The final word on the Urban Heat Island Effect

As if.

Pedantic fuckers.

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BTW, if you read none of the rest of those links, read Greta Christina’s. It just kicks godder ass.

We have to create a world in which people are embarrassed to express religious beliefs that are embarrassing. We have to create a world in which people think twice about saying that they have an invisible friend who came to earth in human form 2,000 years ago and sacrificed himself to himself so he could forgive the bad people who made him angry because their ancestors ate a forbidden magic fruit. We have to create a world… oh, I’m just going to quote JT:

“Part of why people stay religious is because it is easy to do. I seek to make it less easy. I seek to create a world where people cannot open their mouths to tell someone about Jesus without wondering if, without the obligatory respect to which religion has grown accustomed, the target of their evangelism will make a public fool of them. I dream of a world where irrationality knows no sanctuary and no quarter outside the cathedral.”

 

  • Cuttlefish
    • Hank Fox

      Noted and corrected!

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  • Graham Martin-Royle

    What occurred to me is that those of us in the western hemisphere get advanced notice of this bloody rapture because it starts in the east. This means that, if it were true, we could suddenly convert and be saved! That seems a bit unfair though on those stuck in the east. Typical of this god, it never could get anything right.

    • http://killedbyfish.blogspot.com feralboy12

      No, no, no. Camping says we got judged back in May, and God has already decided who to save. There isn’t fuck-all you can do about it now.
      Wait, it’s not happening? Well, I’m sure there’s a good excuse. Again.

      We have to create a world in which people are embarrassed to express religious beliefs that are embarrassing.

      I try to do my part by piling on with joyous mockery.

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