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Demanding that atheists study and understand the entire Bible before they can argue against it is kind of like saying you have to molest kids for a few years to really appreciate the shortcomings of NAMBLA.

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  • http://www.laughinginpurgatory.com/ Andrew Hall

    I totally agree. However, it is entertaining to point out absurdities and immoral acts that plague that book.

  • davidct

    Christians largely accept the truth of the Bible and reject the Qur’an without having spent much time actually reading either. Only atheists are required to be theologians to have an opinion. How does one spell hypocrite?

  • Sean Santos

    An objection that I think is quite important: virtually no one would claim that studying the Bible, by itself, is actually morally wrong. So it’s somewhat less absurd of a demand (although still an absurd demand; no one demands that we study Greek mythology before disbelieving in Zeus).

  • ralphwiggam

    There is no more reason to argue against the Bible than there is to argue against Goldfinger or Dr. NO. It is fiction. Remember when Dan Quayle argued against Murphy Brown’s pregnancy confusing reality with TV?

    People who make claims about the Bible have the burden of proof. Until that proof is tested, I won’t argue against Paul Bunyan or Pecos Bill or any other legends.

  • fastlane

    Hey! Hey hey hey…..

    ….Don’t be dissin’ Paul Bunyan.

    • ralphwiggam

      No offense intended, but Pecos Bill could whip Paul Bunyan’s ass before breakfast. I know that because my holy book told me so! And you have to respect my holy book because it is religion and that’s protected. :)

  • http://criticallyskeptic-dckitty.blogspot.com Katherine Lorraine, Chaton de la Mort

    Funny thing is that atheists seem to actually know more about the Bible than most Christians tend to know. I may not understand every subtle nuance, but I’m pretty well-versed on its history and what makes it such a dynamic piece of literature.

    • Aliasalpha

      Meaning you’ve read it & understood it but not taken the time to devise the mental acrobatics to excuse all the evil. Sounds like a perfect place to stop reading.

  • http://abrizzolo.com Anthony B. Rizzolo

    A recent study did show that atheists and agnostics have a significantly better understanding of the bible than believers. Hmmmmmmmmm…..