Atheists Do Too Understand the Meaning of the Season

For all my Christian friends and family:

Yes, it’s true I’m an atheist, but that doesn’t mean I don’t understand the true meaning of Christmas. Here, I’ll prove it to you:


Merry Christmas! May Jesus come down the chimney and leave a quarter under your pillow for every one of your teeth!

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