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For reasons I’ve never heard anyone else express, I’m opposed to the death penalty.

But I’m not completely against, you know, HURTING certain people. Hey, some of ‘em deserve it! For instance: Spammers. If they had a place where you could get one good slap in on a convicted spammer — maybe for $10 or so — I’d show up.

(If they had a place where they put people who create computer viruses — and, come to think of it, the entire programming team and Help Desk staff at Norton Antivirus — I’d show up with heavy gloves, possibly a buggy whip.)

Occasionally, though, I read through the spam comments just to see what I’m missing.

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And thank YOU. I have already gathered my toddler age youngsters for the delightful experience. I’m especially hopeful they will experience pattern acceptance, as they have heretofore rejected all patterns.

Everything ok, but why these comments look so silly?

I not know. Possibly commenters do something make them look silly. I talk to them, you bet.

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I, too, am concerned about bowel-deep rot, although usually Beano takes care of most of the symptoms. I’m not sure Beano would work on the Federal Reserve, though. Couldn’t hurt to try, I guess. And I think I see where you’re going with the phrase “2012 fashion trends” — that was actually pretty insightful, considering the subject of “rot extended deep into the bowels.”

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No, I don’t get a lot of spam. Just you so far.

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Um … what?

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Thank you! As yours was one of about 35 identically-worded comments, I’m guessing you belong to some sort of club, possibly the “Hi There! I Have Gone Ahead and Bookmarked Your Page Club.” Although it’s interesting that some of your friends have bookmarked me to Stumble, Friendfeed, and even Twitter, rather than Digg. I guess even club members can disagree about things, huh?

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  • Sideshow Bill

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    • Hank Fox

      Definitely a small world — I lived in Missouri City for about a year, working for a small roofing company. I probably wasn’t the first or last to call the place Misery City. But really, I remember almost nothing either bad or good about it; I have a mental picture of just one huge suburb … with a lot of roofs.

  • Midnight Rambler

    Most of the spam I get is garden-variety penis enlargement and Nigerian scams. The interesting ones are the weird ones. Some are just totally baffling as to what the purpose is – just a word salad of text, with no link or attachment for scams, viruses, or phishing. No idea what the point of those are. Then I got one a while ago titled “A Wonderful Animal Joke Book For Animal Lovers”, containing links to his book called “I Had A Pet Frog”, with this teaser gem:
    I had a pet frog
    Who liked to smoke.
    I told him it was an unhealthy habit,
    Then he croaked.

    I figured it had to be some sort of link-faking scam, but turned out to be real. Frankly, it seems ever scarier that this guy 1) thinks his book is funny, and 2) is sending out spam thinking people will buy it.

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    In regards to norton antivirus, it lost the plot & became bloatware years ago, I’m tempted to recommend Avast as it’s free, updated every few days and pretty damned effective but then this post would look like spam…

  • lordshipmayhem

    I got back at Norton’s helpless desk.

    I’ve been on Linux for over six years now. No viruses, and reasonably secure against other malware.

    Especially that most evil of malware: Microsoft Windows.

  • rikitiki

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    Sometimes it’s hard to make a sandwich,
    When the bologna has gone bad:
    Old and rubbery, it looks so cruddly,
    And don’t you know, that’s just so sad.
    But if you look back in the pantry,
    There’s a lunch-meat comes in it’s own can.
    And if you find it, you’ll recognize it,
    Just like a million devoted fans.

    Enjoy your Spam,
    It slices really easy,
    And it don’t taste that greasy,
    (That’s just an urban legend).
    Enjoy your Spam,
    And tell the world you love it
    It’s got more pig in it than ham
    Enjoy your Spam.

    And all these strangers send me e-mails,
    They say my income is much too small.
    Or that I’m too fat,
    How could they know that?
    Do they have cameras in my walls?
    But if I hit “reply to sender”,
    I’ve lost the battle and the war.
    They’ve got my address,
    It’s such a big mess,
    And I end up with ten-times more.

    Enjoy your spam,
    ‘cause it just keeps on growing,
    My trashcan’s overflowing,
    (Don’t open that attachment).
    Enjoy your spam,
    They offer cheap Viagra,
    And money scams from distant lands,
    Enjoy your spam.

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