Yes, now YOU can enjoy deadly disease microbes in the privacy of your own home!
From the commonality of the Cold virus or the season delights of the Flu to the exotic pleasures of Rabies, Syphilis, or even that sensational destroyer, Flesh Eating Disease, these pettable petri dish poxes will bring hours of eww! to you and your friends.
And they’re on sale.
Where else? ThinkGeek.
This Christmas, I’m giving someone Hepatitis.