How about some random thoughts on what I have in mind for Beta Culture? Understand that I don’t in any sense think the thing will “belong” to me, or that I should have the sole power to shape it. But in this early stage in which I’m fleshing out what *I* mean by the basic concept, I want to lay out some of what I imagine it SHOULD include.
Commenter “rickschauer” recently asked: “What’s next, a Beta Culture Congress, something like the Continental Congress?”
Yes, exactly! To begin hammering out the details of the thing, I imagine something like that taking place. Starting … soon? I want a few more months to explore it. I probably intend to write a book about it. But then I – and I hope many others – will want to DO something with it.
(Meanwhile: Ideas, please! I’d love to hear your thoughts!)
The “culture” part of Beta Culture might bring to mind silly pictures of men walking around in weird hats, women wearing colorful shawls and haggling over melons at the farmers market (none of which is a bad thing; hell, the choosing of our culture’s official Funny Hat is going to be the FUN part; can’t be a culture without your own Funny Hat!), but what I mean by it is something bigger. I imagine an entire working society, with schools, banks, all sorts of things to make a society work. Beta Culture includes a drive to action. To change. To results.
Imagine: Beta Bank. An international Internet bank, a user-friendly, member-owned bank that has, for instance, non-fuck-you policies on overdrafts …
(charging something less than the $37 I’ve paid if I was so much as one penny overdrawn, AND deliberately cycling through the largest check first, so that the handful of small ones bounce and gain the bank another five $37 fees — this hasn’t happened to me in decades, but the memory of it still makes me angry)
… but also a bank that invests its profits in social justice activism, environmental preservation or rescue, legal aid to activists and whistleblowers.
Imagine that every Beta in the world says bye-bye to commercial banks as they are, and banks exclusively at the First Bank of Beta. (And then imagine those other banks changing their policies to attract back customers.)
Imagine: Beta Academy. A low-cost private school that teaches … oh, say, how to resist corporate advertising, how to resist woo-woo and superstition, how to take care of pets, environmental studies, anti-bullying … but that also has a no-nonsense approach to accelerated math, science, English (or the local language, of course), history, geography, etc. (Speaking for myself, hell, I would have appreciated – anywhere in my educational history! – a class in how to think clearly, rationally and critically.) Out of it would grow a Beta syllabus that other schools could adopt. It might start small, with an after-school class or two that kids could attend, or it could be web-based. And it could be followed up, eventually, with a Beta degree program, largely Internet-based.
Imagine: Beta Institute. An organization devoted to researching, refining, spreading, bolstering Beta Culture, to expanding its footprint in the world, defending its practitioners and just generally serving as the midwife of this cultural newborn.
Imagine: The 500 Words. A sign language course that teaches a basic vocabulary of signing to Betas worldwide, so that, no matter what language you speak at home, you can talk to any Beta in the world, at least about basic things.
I admit to being naively unknowledgeable about the subject – my ASL friend has told me that American Sign Language is only one of dozens (hundreds?) of sign languages worldwide – but a single course/source could cut through that mutual unintelligibility and allow travelers to make themselves understood in any country in the world … as long as they were talking to other Betas.
Side effects: A good, big side effect — deaf people (those using this sign set, anyway) would gain a world full of additional people to talk to, and be understood by (which could mean a broader job market, just for starters). Small, weird-but-cool side effect — sport scuba divers, ocean biologists, etc., could carry on entire conversations underwater.
Imagine: Beta interviews of political candidates, where candidates are asked by an actual scientist, an actual social justice activist, to weigh in with their views on crucial subjects.
Imagine: Beta News. Good news as well as bad. True news, honest news. Non-hype news. Science news!
Imagine: An end to the drug war. The start of treating addiction as a medical issue rather than a criminal issue. And I don’t mean a thousand years from now, I mean by 2022.
Imagine: A Beta consumer organization that ranks professionals, businesses, stores, tradesmen, etc., and steers you away from the chiselers and cheats. (Heh. It would be a community service just to publicly brand the local “psychics” and “spirit mediums” as frauds and con artists.)
Imagine: Beta dietary rules that demand livestock be treated humanely, that foods be unadulterated with chemicals, pesticides, artificial sweeteners or chemically-altered fats. That FULL ingredients be listed on each product – and probably that there not be very many of them on the goddam label. (Wouldn’t you like to be served the fresh, wholesome Beta meal on your flight or cruise? And yes, I said livestock. Personally, I’d be willing to switch to a vegetarian diet, but I don’t expect everyone to make the same choice.)
Imagine: The Book of Good Living.
Imagine: An actual policy – debated and shaped by members – on human population and reproduction. Something along the lines of “Every child wanted, every child loved – whatever it takes.” But also “No more people than Planet Earth can support.”
Imagine: The first annual Beta Convention (late 2013 or mid-2014, say?). Brainstorming sessions. Policy configuration. Sharing and arguing and hammering out the details of a workable future.
Speaking just for myself, I want to be on that committee that decides on that official Beta Culture Funny Hat! This issue is so important it may take decades, maybe even hundreds of years, to work out. The Funny Hat Committee would probably need to meet semi-annually, in places conducive to the deep and serious consideration necessary to such a weighty subject – ocean cruises, for instance, or mountain resorts. Probably there should be liberal amounts of drinking and feasting, in order to fuel the proper mindset. (As a side effect, I sort of hope to see a Museum of Funny Hats Through History, if there isn’t already such a thing, with a traveling exhibit that appears at Beta events.)
There’s soooo much more that could be done, both serious and fun, and so many reasons to do it. If we step away from the manipulative rule of religions and nations and corporate masters, and self-identify as a self-willed parallel culture, Citizens of Earth, all of us … there’s no limit.
And as you’ve probably heard me say more than once … there’s not a lot of time to waste.