Holy Shit, Really?!?

pope ratziHuh. The Pope is quitting.

No surprise, though.

He never really recovered from that fight with Yoda.

I’ll bet it has something to do with blackmail involving a sex tape with Jar Jar Binks.

Hey, wonder if Sarah Palin is advising him?

But the REAL REASON, revealed here for the first time: The Pope read my book, Red Neck, Blue Collar, Atheist … and has realized he can no longer believe in souls, Heaven, Hell, or the Big Magic Juju Guy.

My work is done.

____________________

Oh, well, SHIT. I dropped into Denny’s for breakfast and they already have a dish named after the bastard.

I’m updating my resume. I figure the Vatican is taking applications.

Seriously, I wonder if this is a sign of the church’s fading fortunes? Reeling from the molesting scandals and massive settlements, facing falling membership … is the Catholic Church on the ropes?

Then again, it makes sense he’s resigning. The Death Star isn’t going to rebuild itself.

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  • janiceintoronto

    I’ve already posted on other blogs, but I’ll say it again:

    It’s really too bad the old bastard didn’t die. After ruining countless children’s lives, he gets to retire in luxury.

    Fucker.

    Your friend,

    Janice in Toronto

  • http://zenoferox.blogspot.com/ Zeno

    I’m an unmarried male who was baptized Catholic, so I qualify for the job. Perhaps I should buff up my resume, too! (I’m overqualified: I remember the Latin Mass!)

  • Randomfactor

    (I’m overqualified: I remember the Latin Mass!)

    Sadly, me too. But unless there’s a real shift in attitude, that may actually be one of the base qualifications. They’ve been going medieval for some time now…

  • Pierce R. Butler

    So now Denny’s serves Eggs Benedict XVI?

    Watch your cholesterol, Catholics!

  • F [nucular nyandrothol]

    I heard all of that in a Groucho Marx voice.

  • Brad

    I did nazi that coming…

  • c2t2…

    This post was the trippiest thing I’ve read all day.

    So…

    How are those post-op meds treatin’ ya?

    Just asking.

  • StevoR : Free West Papua, free Tibet, let the Chagossians return!

    Huh. The Pope is quitting.
    No surprise, though.
    He never really recovered from that fight with Yoda.
    I’ll bet it has something to do with blackmail involving a sex tape with Jar Jar Binks.
    Hey, wonder if Sarah Palin is advising him?

    LOL. Very. Well. Said.

    Best item about this particular news item so far in fact. Cheers!

    My work is done.

    Congratulations.

    But, but, but ..you will keep blogging here anyway I hope?

    And you do know the borstads will be getting a new Pope soon enough & he will no doubt be just as bad as the last one – or toonearly enough anyhow?


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