Holy Shit, Really?!?

pope ratziHuh. The Pope is quitting.

No surprise, though.

He never really recovered from that fight with Yoda.

I’ll bet it has something to do with blackmail involving a sex tape with Jar Jar Binks.

Hey, wonder if Sarah Palin is advising him?

But the REAL REASON, revealed here for the first time: The Pope read my book, Red Neck, Blue Collar, Atheist … and has realized he can no longer believe in souls, Heaven, Hell, or the Big Magic Juju Guy.

My work is done.

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Oh, well, SHIT. I dropped into Denny’s for breakfast and they already have a dish named after the bastard.

I’m updating my resume. I figure the Vatican is taking applications.

Seriously, I wonder if this is a sign of the church’s fading fortunes? Reeling from the molesting scandals and massive settlements, facing falling membership … is the Catholic Church on the ropes?

Then again, it makes sense he’s resigning. The Death Star isn’t going to rebuild itself.

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