Todd Almighty is giving the rundown on the biggest scandal to ever hit the faith: the scourge of gay cakes. He is rudely interrupted by some other distracting news of the day. Read more

As a kid, I always loved nature programs. They were the best representation of how grim and brutal life is. Also, my dad loved puns. Read more

I will not overthink everything. I will not overthink everything. I will not overthink everything. I will not overthink everything. I will not overthink everything. I will not overthink everything. I will not overthink everything. I will not overthink everything. I will not overthink everything. Read more

Nature never ceases to amaze me. Its beauty; its majesty; its power; its jarring dispassion for the plans of tiny hairless apes. Read more

Blinky the bat gets plagued by another parasite, but perhaps it is time for a moment’s introspection. This comic is technically a rerun, but it’s never been posted on Patheos. Read more

Often times we catch ourselves whining throughout the duration of a freezing, snowy winter, dreaming of warmth only to forget how inversely horrible summer is. Read more

You know that feeling? The one where you actually feel sort of zen? Like everything maybe isn’t so bad? And then you realize that can’t possibly be right? Read more

Blinky and Spatsby hold differing political views. However, they are able to maintain a completely normal conversation. For modern standards. Read more

How long am I supposed to politely enjoy something before it is reasonable to admit boredom? It’s like, I don’t want to be rude, but I also want to leave. Read more

Mr. Rogers was a key figure in my childhood. Such a kind, peaceful, gentle soul who knew how to talk to children and present familiar routines in a beautiful way. Read more

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