If atheism and religion were sex …
Atheism would be like masturbation – you know you’re there by yourself, but hell, you’re having a good time!
Religion would be like masturbating with a happy face drawn on your hand – it’s still only you, but you like pretending that you’re not alone.
— c6gunner, on Slashdot.org
(props: Vjack / via: OzAtheist / via: Crutch of the Weak)