My Review of the New Dorito

Christians like to claim that there is a “God-shaped hole” in all of us. But as anyone who knows me knows, all I have is a triangular shaped hole which can only be filled by Doritos. So, it is an important occasion each time they release a new flavor. Last night for the first time, I tried the new “taco flavor”. Basically, you can tell from the package it’s straight up “bland” version because there is someone out there who wants to know what Doritos would taste like without any flavors, including cheese. So, they made a straight taco shell flavor. And it basically tastes like what you would get if you ground up a Taco Bell meat and cheese hard taco into the finest of powders which you could barely taste and then sprinkled it atop a tasteless tortilla chip. They should have just brought back the tasty Taco Bell chip they had out a while back.

Grade: C-

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About Daniel Fincke

Dr. Daniel Fincke  has his PhD in philosophy from Fordham University and spent 11 years teaching in college classrooms. He wrote his dissertation on Ethics and the philosophy of Friedrich Nietzsche. On Camels With Hammers, the careful philosophy blog he writes for a popular audience, Dan argues for atheism and develops a humanistic ethical theory he calls “Empowerment Ethics”. Dan also teaches affordable, non-matriculated, video-conferencing philosophy classes on ethics, Nietzsche, historical philosophy, and philosophy for atheists that anyone around the world can sign up for. (You can learn more about Dan’s online classes here.) Dan is an APPA  (American Philosophical Practitioners Association) certified philosophical counselor who offers philosophical advice services to help people work through the philosophical aspects of their practical problems or to work out their views on philosophical issues. (You can read examples of Dan’s advice here.) Through his blogging, his online teaching, and his philosophical advice services each, Dan specializes in helping people who have recently left a religious tradition work out their constructive answers to questions of ethics, metaphysics, the meaning of life, etc. as part of their process of radical worldview change.