The Vagina Status Updates

Recently women have begun leaving updates on their vaginas on the Facebook page of Virginia State Senator Ryan McDougle, since he has shown such an interest in their vaginas that he has supported the proposed Virginia bill calling for invasive transvaginal ultrasounds:

“You know, Senator, I’ve wished all my life that a man would know more about my own vaginal issues than I do, and now you’re here! So here it goes, during my last period, I had to use the Super tampons because I had some chunky blood issues. You know, that pesky uterus and all. Maybe you could tell my uterus that all the blood will ooze out in its own time, and not to rush itself into shooting clots out every month. Also, I find it very inconvenient that I wake up in a pool of my own blood on the first and second days of my period. Maybe you can help a sister out?”

 

“I am so excited that you’ve taken such an interest in my health. I just wanted to know your thought on a possible yeast infection, I can’t afford health insurance even with my three jobs, so since you’re so tuned into womens bodies, I thought you might have some natural remedies…let me know!”

I found this one from one of my Facebook friends (Shawn Snitkin Harris):

“Mr. McDouggle, I seem to be having the opposite problem as Angie. I haven’t had a period since January, and given my age, I could be heading into menopause. No hot flashes or anything yet, just no periods. Which brings up the question of birth control. should I or shouldn’t I? I can’t seem to figure this out on my own, I’m only a registered nurse, so since you are the expert, I defer to you.”

The Mary Sue has anthologized a bunch more of them for posterity. (via Feminist Philosophers)

Your Vaginal Updates?

About Daniel Fincke

Dr. Daniel Fincke  has his PhD in philosophy from Fordham University and spent 11 years teaching in college classrooms. He wrote his dissertation on Ethics and the philosophy of Friedrich Nietzsche. On Camels With Hammers, the careful philosophy blog he writes for a popular audience, Dan argues for atheism and develops a humanistic ethical theory he calls “Empowerment Ethics”. Dan also teaches affordable, non-matriculated, video-conferencing philosophy classes on ethics, Nietzsche, historical philosophy, and philosophy for atheists that anyone around the world can sign up for. (You can learn more about Dan’s online classes here.) Dan is an APPA  (American Philosophical Practitioners Association) certified philosophical counselor who offers philosophical advice services to help people work through the philosophical aspects of their practical problems or to work out their views on philosophical issues. (You can read examples of Dan’s advice here.) Through his blogging, his online teaching, and his philosophical advice services each, Dan specializes in helping people who have recently left a religious tradition work out their constructive answers to questions of ethics, metaphysics, the meaning of life, etc. as part of their process of radical worldview change.

  • Jeff Thompson

    Almost makes me wish I had one! Brilliant!

    • http://www.facebook.com/ellycp ellyphillips

      I saw a few men who posted their concerns about their partners, so I’m sure you could think of something.

  • http://sciencenotes.wordpress.com/ Markita Lynda—it’s Spring after the Winter that wasn’t

    Or what to advise your pubescent children on birth control options.

  • Some “can’t believe it” reader from Belgium

    I wish him dozens of these: “Hi I am an obedient teenager christian,and after some time spent with xyz, well known member of the community/other teenager of the neighborhood, guess what? I got pregnant/got some infection/both. I sort of don’t want this godly present, and of course telling my parents is part of the plan. What do you suggest?”

  • http://sciencenotes.wordpress.com/ Markita Lynda—it’s Spring after the Winter that wasn’t

    They must be madly sanitizing their comments, or I’m blocked. When I click on “View all 144 comments” there’s nothing there.

  • http://sciencenotes.wordpress.com/ Markita Lynda—it’s Spring after the Winter that wasn’t

    Oh, and you’ll be happy to know he has “A” ratings from the National Rifle Association.


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