Greta Christina Doesn’t Want You To Accept The Truth

…about cats:

The paws that delicately pat you in the face to wake you up? The paws that make bread on your belly? The paws that mischievously jump up on the kitchen counter? The paws that walk on you and your furniture every day of your life? Those are the same paws that have just been digging in the litter box. Don’t think about it.

She’s got five more such unpleasant truths she doesn’t want you to look straight in the eye. But she makes the last one hard to stop pondering, she puts it in such an eye opening light. Read all the terrible truths about cats. Especially if, like me, you want just a couple thoughts that are enough to confirm you in your decision to never own a cat in your life.

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