A charmingly silly song composed with many German philosophers’ last names by J. Boor:
Even apart from the novelty value, it’s a catchy tune in the vein of Stephen Merritt of the Magnetic Fields. Buy the song for just a dollar and/or read the lyrics here.
Casey Charllotte Carr comments in the spirit of the song at YouTube: “This video receives the highest Marx! I have listened to it from many different Engels.”
Many thanks to Julie and Francesca for the find!