Wallnau: Trump a ‘Wrecking Ball’ to Break Satan’s Dominion

Self-declared prophet and theocrat Lance Wallnau isn't just on the Trump bus, he's driving it by now. He has been relentlessly pushing the idea that God told him Trump has his "anointing" to be president. And he's the "Miley Cyrus wrecking ball" that will break Satan's hold over America. … [Read more...]

Federer: Syrian Refugees Brought In to Trigger Martial Law

Bill Federer, a poor man's David Barton, is also a paranoid anti-Muslim crackpot, it turns out. Speaking at the Breaking the Silence conference recently, he said that the government is bringing in Syrian refugees so they can engage in terrorism, which will allow for the imposition of martial law. … [Read more...]

Trump Spends More on Hats Than Polling

The Washington Post has been looking over Donald Trump's FEC filings and made an interesting discovery: His campaign has spent more on buying hats than it has on internal polling. Because that's how a winning campaign operates in Trumpworld. … [Read more...]

It’s Not Journalism, It’s Fox News

Sean Hannity, who is now a wholly owned subsidiary of the Trump Organization, is so zealous to demonize Hillary Clinton and help Trump win that he brought on his show the former editor of the Weekly World News, who now claims to have been a "fixer" for the Clintons, helping cover up their misdeeds. … [Read more...]

The Donald and Kellyanne Show

The Washington Post points out something I've been noticing a lot lately, which is that Donald Trump and Kellyanne Conway are contradicting each other constantly. Trump says something, she says the opposite, then he doubles down on his original statement. … [Read more...]

Jones: Trump Set Up by CIA Agent Billy Bush

Sometimes Alex Jones makes me say WTF a lot. And other times, he just makes me laugh. This is one of the latter times. He says that Donald Trump was "goaded" into being a misogynist pig who sexually assaults women by Billy Bush, who is, of course, a CIA agent. … [Read more...]

Louis Gohmert for House Speaker!

It's no secret that the talk radio wing of the Republican party hates Paul Ryan with the fire of a thousand sons. He simply isn't pure enough for them (but then who possibly could be?). So after the election, they're targeting Ryan and want to replace him with the dumbest man in Congress, Louis Gohmert. … [Read more...]

ABA Cowers Before ‘Libel Bully’ Trump

The New York Times reports that the American Bar Association prepared a report calling Donald Trump a libel bully for his decades-long use of defamation suits to stifle criticism of him, but they chickened out on releasing it because -- drumroll, please -- he might sue them. … [Read more...]

Bakker: Trump Is Humble, Weepy and God’s Chosen One

Jim Bakker delivered his usual collection of shitty food and even shittier opinions on his show recently, declaring that Donald Trump is a true man of God but is too humble to show it publicly (yes, you can laugh now) and that God has chosen him to win the election. … [Read more...]

Saleem: Hillary Will Put Christians in Prison!

Kamal Saleem, one of the B-team fake "ex-terrorists" making a living by pretending to be expert on terrorism because of that lie, told a conference that if Hillary Clinton is elected, she'll throw the Christians in jail. What, no lions? … [Read more...]

Attorneys Offering to Defend Trump Accusers Pro Bono

Since Donald Trump announced that he will be suing all of the women who have accused him of sexual harassment or assault, a number of prominent attorneys have offered to defend them all pro bono -- including Larry Tribe, who is pretty much a legend in appellate law. … [Read more...]

Lively: Trump’s ‘Persecution’ has Turned Him Into a Real Christian

The genetically ridiculous and raging bigot Scott Lively's latest column amusingly claims that Donald Trump has been "persecuted" on the campaign trail by "Marxist elites" and that has transformed him into a real capital C Christian. … [Read more...]