A Confluence of Stupid

In what might be termed a modern day Yalta conference for the congenitally stupid and crazy, Bryan Fischer interviews Kirk Cameron. Don’t even pretend you don’t want to listen to it. You know you do.

About Ed Brayton

After spending several years touring the country as a stand up comedian, Ed Brayton tired of explaining his jokes to small groups of dazed illiterates and turned to writing as the most common outlet for the voices in his head. He has appeared on the Rachel Maddow Show and the Thom Hartmann Show, and is almost certain that he is the only person ever to make fun of Chuck Norris on C-SPAN.

  • blindrobin

    I don’t have to pretend, besides I just had my breakfast and I’d like to keep it.

  • Ellie

    I could only listen to 2 minutes. Does he mention bananas at all?

  • Artor

    I can’t force myself to click that link. I’ll come back later and read through the comments.

    If you get enough stupid in one place, doesn’t it collapse space-time into a singularity that devours everything that comes near? Someone needs to prevent this, or we’re all doomed!

  • dingojack

    Why does:

    Dr. Egon Spengler: There’s something very important I forgot to tell you.

    Dr. Peter Venkman: What?

    Dr. Egon Spengler: Don’t cross the streams.

    Dr. Peter Venkman: Why?

    Dr. Egon Spengler: It would be bad.

    Dr. Peter Venkman: I’m fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, “bad”?

    Dr. Egon Spengler: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.

    Dr Ray Stantz: Total protonic reversal.

    Dr. Peter Venkman: Right. That’s bad. Okay. All right. Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon.

    Come to mind?

    :) Dingo

  • gshelley

    The video was slow to load, which gave me time to read the descriptions of all the other clips. Which left me feeling so soiled I couldn’t stay and wait for the video.

  • http://dododreams.blogspot.com/ John Pieret

    Whew! I would have sworn that such a great density of stupid in one place would have created a black hole of stupid and sucked the entire universe into it.

    But I bet it was a close thing. Let’s hope Fischer and Cameron don’t decide to get together with Ken Ham some day.

  • Aquaria

    No, I don’t want to listen to it. I’d rather keep my brain in my head, not leaking onto the floor.

  • http://www.facebook.com/rbbfounder dickbeery

    Only made through 30 seconds……..what yuk!

  • bybelknap

    Isn’t that what we pay you for, Ed? To watch that shit so we don’t have to? What? We don’t pay you? Well, I’m still not watching it. You’d have to go Clockwork Orange on me and force my eyes open.

  • bybelknap

    tag close fail… dammit.

  • osteenq

    I’m long past the point where I can find psychotic religious babble amusing.

    Thanks anyway.

  • http://polrant@blogspot.com democommie

    Yes, there is a confluence of teh burnin’ stoopit which leads to a surfeit of teh burnin’ stoopit and then an effluence of teh burnin’ stoopit. It’s the effluence part that bugs me. As long as they keep that shit in the bottle I don’t give a fuck how burnin’ it gets; when they let it out into polite society I think it’s time for the fire hoses and SWAT chihuahuas.

  • John Hinkle

    Don’t even pretend you don’t want to listen to it. You know you do.

    Nice try, Ed. But I’m not falling for the Jedi mind trick.

    There are real things I’m curious about, like does the Panasonic TM900K record 1080/60p. I’m not the least bit curious about 2 very low IQ godbotherers basking in the mutual reflection of their blinding stupidity.

  • http://criticallyskeptic-dckitty.blogspot.com Katherine Lorraine, Chaton de la Mort

    I couldn’t listen to this ever. Having to look at or hear one moment of that hateful evil man and that idiot would cause me to want to throw my computer in anger.

  • besomyka

    I haven’t paid them much attention, so I’ll give it a go. Who knows, they might surprise me.

  • besomyka

    TL;DW: God saved him on the set of Family Ties. He’s directing historical revisionist documentaries, and has six kids. Six? Really? *sigh*

    I give up @5min. It’s just advertising for his career, which is something I don’t care about. Let him fleece his own.