A Baton Rouge, Louisiana website has an interview with E. Eric Guirard, a disbarred attorney turned white, middle aged Tea Party rapper. The caption on the picture cracks me up:
Guirard discovered that he could rap during a shoot for one of his infamous E-Guarantee commercials.
Uh, no. He didn’t “discover” that he could rap, he just started to believe he could rap. Those aren’t remotely the same thing. For your entertainment pleasure, his tea party anthem. You’re welcome.