Should Marcus Bachmann become the First Gentleman of the United States — which is about as likely as me getting that position — he says his big cause will be bashing gay people.
“I’ve decided my cause is not going to be happy meals,” he said during a stop at the Family Table Restaurant here, apparently a dig at Mrs. Obama.
“We are going to be the message-givers,” said Mr. Bachmann, who runs a Christian counseling service that has been accused of trying to “heal” gays by persuading them to become heterosexual.
“We are going to get this message across,” he said. “Marriage is between one man and one woman. We are going to promote families.”
Unless those families include gay people, of course. Then they aren’t real, Jesus-approved families and he couldn’t care less about them.