A group calling itself Patriots for Self-Deportation is lampooning Mitt Romney’s advocacy of that idea, but I bet a lot of people won’t recognize that their site is a clever satire. Poe’s Law may be in operation when reading stuff like this:
A growing force within the Tea Party and beyond, Patriots for Self-Deportation believe that securing our borders is not enough. We must make sure that all residents and “citizens” have a true right to be in this great land. We believe our current laws must be changed to abolish anchor babies, whose children, throughout history, should have never received automatic citizenship to this nation. If the Federal government will not take action NOW, then it is up to us, WE THE PEOPLE, to put an end to the invasion and internal decay that threatens to destroy the fabric of the USA. If you entered illegally or stayed illegally, you are a CRIMINAL. We demand a purge for The Real America.
We hold FOUR CORE VALUES:
1) America belongs to REAL Americans.
2) Illegals and their anchor babies are here ILLEGALLY.
3) US citizenship is for those who can show PROOF their original ancestors were here legally.
4) All illegals and descendants of illegals are here ILLEGALLY and must be DEPORTED at once.
If you can’t prove you belong here, you must REPATRIATE.
Many of us have learned that we gained citizenship due to a criminal ancestor.
If this is true for you too, do what’s right: Self-Deport!
Until the 14th Amendment is changed, stopping illegal citizenship begins with US!
I’ll have to ask my father, who has voluminous files on our family’s geneology, whether the ancestor who come to the United States, from whom every Brayton in the country is descended, came here legally or not. We may have to leave.
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