Okay, folks. This is serious. Chuck Norris and his equally vapid wife have a “dire warning” for America. If we don’t throw Obama out of office and elect Mitt Romney president, life as we know it in this country will end. Dogs and cats, living together. Mass hysteria.
Chuck Norris Fact No. 39: “Chuck Norris stared evil in the eye and it went into hiding.”
America’s favorite action star is doing just that this election – calling on evangelical Christians across the nation to join him in crushing the creep of socialism under President Obama.
Norris and his wife, Gena, have filmed a public service announcement, unveiled exclusively at WND, wherein the two urge Christians to help save the country in November.
“We are here to talk about a growing concern we all share,” Chuck Norris explains. “If we look to history, our great country and freedom are under attack. We’re at a tipping point and, quite possibly, our country as we know it may be lost forever if we don’t change the course in which our country is headed.”
Chuck Norris fact No. 1: He’s a moron. The funniest line is when he says if Obama is reelected it will lead to “1,000 years of darkness.”
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