John Rocker: The Gift That Keeps On Giving

I’m so happy that the Worldnutdaily decided to give racist former Major League Baseball pitcher John Rocker his own column. He’s as much of a dolt as the other members of their has-been brigade (Chuck Norris, Victoria Jackson, Pat Boone), but his writing is much funnier to read because it’s just so obvious that he’s trying so hard to sound smarter and better educated than he actually is. You’re gonna love this sentence:

We haven’t quite reached the level of expectable in the American mentality as it relates to the deterioration of individual responsibility and its replacement by the proverbial government crutch, but rest assured that day is just around the corner.

Wow. That’s just breathtaking. The next one is just ignorant:

The mid-’60s Democratic Congress along with Lyndon Johnson orchestrated the once “taboo” New Deal, which was destine to eradicate poverty forever!

Uh, no. The New Deal was FDR’s program. LBJ’s program was called the Great Society.

"Yeah, like driving all those motherfucking snakes out of motherfucking Ireland!"

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