After my open heart surgery on Tuesday, my brother had a brilliant idea. He said, “This is your big break. All you have to do is claim to have seen a bright light or talked to Jesus in a near death experience, write a book and you’d be a big star immediately and make a million bucks.” He’s probably right. But there’s this nagging little honesty thing that keeps me from doing that. Fun idea though, to do that and then reveal it as a hoax afterward.
If I Had a Million Dollars…
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