Michele Bachmann has inexplicably retained her spot on the House Intelligence Committee. In related news, Lindsay Lohan has been named to the House Sobriety Committee and Charlie Sheen has been given a seat on the House Mental Stability Committee.
Bachmann Still on Intelligence Committee
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