Palin Passes on Paranoia

Sarah Palin extended her near-perfect record of being wrong on practically everything with a Facebook posting about the sequestration deal, wherein she passes on that nonsense about the federal government hoarding ammunition while simultaneously telling others to stop “wetting their pants” and to end the “hysterics.”

If we are going to wet our proverbial pants over 0.3% in annual spending cuts when we’re running up trillion dollar annual deficits, then we’re done. Put a fork in us. We’re finished. We’re going to default eventually and that’s why the feds are stockpiling bullets in case of civil unrest.

If we ARE serious about putting our fiscal house in order, then let’s stop the hysterics, tighten our belts, and take our medicine.

For crying out loud, the feds aren’t “stockpiling bullets” for any reason, much less to curb some inevitable civil unrest. This lie is so batshit crazy that even the NRA has debunked it.

You may recently have seen some in the Internet rumor mill feverishly repeating the obvious truth above, in an effort to stir up fear about recent acquisitions of ammunition by the Department of Homeland Security and a number of smaller agencies. The mildest writers have questioned why seemingly mundane agencies would need ammunition at all; more incendiary authors suggest that these government agencies are preparing for a war with the American people.

Much of the concern stems from a lack of understanding of the law enforcement functions carried about by officers in small federal agencies. These agents have the power to make arrests and execute warrants, just like their better-known counterparts at agencies like the FBI.

For instance, the Social Security Administration solicited offers for 174,000 rounds of pistol ammunition. But the agency has 295 special agents who combat Social Security fraud that costs tax payers billions each year, so the order works out to roughly 590 rounds of ammunition per agent for training, mandatory quarterly qualification shooting and duty use. More than a few NRA members would use that much ammunition in a weekend shooting class or plinking session…

The most widespread of the recent rumors involves a Department of Homeland Security contract for a maximum of 450 million rounds of .40-caliber jacketed hollow-points, to be supplied over the next five years…

Perhaps most strangely, some have cited the purchase of hollow-point ammunition as evidence of the federal government’s evil motives. Hollow-points are the defensive ammunition of choice for federal, state and local law enforcement officers across the country, just as they are for private citizens. These attacks are eerily similar to statements made by gun prohibitionists, who spent the much of the ’70s, ’80s and ’90s complaining about “dum dum” bullets. (In fact, the Violence Policy Center’s website still exhibits a publication lamenting that federal ammunition law “has no effect on today’s generation of high-tech hollow-point ammunition.”) The attacks also ignore the fact that federal agents, unlike average taxpayers on more limited budgets, normally train and qualify with their duty ammunition.

When you’re so deep into the right wing paranoia that the NRA has to pull you back from the edge, you couldn’t see reality from your back porch. Hysterics, indeed.

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  • Reginald Selkirk

    telling others to stop “wetting their pants”

    Taken completely out of context, that’s good advice. For anyone other than an astronaut, pants-wetting is considered detrimental.

  • I first read the headline as meaning that Palin passed up an opportunity to spread paranoia. Then I read the post, and saw that she was passing it on yet again.

  • Ed:

    “Palin Passes on Paranoia”

    Absolutely awesome application of almost aesibilant alliteration.

    I just wish that the headline had been complete at the third word.

  • peterh

    All law enforcement agencies go through large amounts of ammunition for training, practice & qualification. And the military routinely destroys/decommissions and then replaces outdated ammunition. (There are contractors whose sole occupation is destroying/neutralizing surplus and/or outdated munitions.) This general picture has been going on basically since Lexington-Concord. Yet again Palin’s about two centuries behind the curve.

  • Dennis N

    We’ll only default if your crazier-than-a-bag-of-cats party continues to refuse to raise the debt-limit.

  • “All law enforcement agencies go through large amounts of ammunition for training, practice & qualification.”

    One would be forgiven for thinking that given Ms. Wassillabilly’s videotaped elk hunt she should be aware of this being necessary.

  • Didaktylos

    A somewhat ambiguous headline, Ed – it could also mean that Palin had declined to show paranoia. Sorry to be pedant, but you should really phrased it as “Palin passes paranoia on”

  • raven

    This is all Palin has?

    Law enforcement agencies buy ammunition? Which they’ve been doing since ammunition was invented.

    Looks like Palin has run out of thoughts. She didn’t even think this up, it is just standard lunatic fringe mythology. A dog with a computer could repeat that one.

    Then again, I’ve never actually seen her have an original thought*. Even Fox seems to have given up on her.

    *Well she did have one. She quit her job as governor of Alaska to go make huge amounts of money as an entertainer. Being governor was work that she wasn’t good at, while entertaining the right wing lunatic fringes is her talent.

  • Wrong, Ed Brayton. The title should be “Palin’s writer passes on paranoia .”

  • matty1

    @9 no good it doesn’t alliterate, try “Palin patsy passes on paranoia”

  • Uncle Glenny

    “Palin Patsy Propagates Paranoia”

  • Michael Heath

    It’s long been obvious that Sarah Palin gets her talking points and positions from conservative viral emails. I’ve read thousands and have yet to encounter even one honest email. No hyperbole intended.