Brown’s Odd Source of Pride

Remember that fake degree Brian Brown of the National Organization for Marriage was set to receive from a non-existent university? He’s “honored” to receive it. Because what screams honor more than a fake degree from a fake college?

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About Ed Brayton

After spending several years touring the country as a stand up comedian, Ed Brayton tired of explaining his jokes to small groups of dazed illiterates and turned to writing as the most common outlet for the voices in his head. He has appeared on the Rachel Maddow Show and the Thom Hartmann Show, and is almost certain that he is the only person ever to make fun of Chuck Norris on C-SPAN.

  • tsig

    Certificates from the American Kennel Club have more validity.

  • W. Kevin Vicklund

    Because what screams honor more than a fake degree from a fake college…

    …run by an organization whose president receives his salary from you?

  • shouldbeworking

    I’m more proud of a gold star I received in grade 1 for getting most of my arithmetic questions correct.

  • Phillip IV

    Well, being a professional hate-spout is probably pretty emotionally unrewarding in the long run, so I guess he takes any show of appreciation he can get.

  • some bastard on the net

    The medal I got in a karate tournament when I was eight is probably worth more than that, and mine said “participant.”

  • MikeMa

    With his crappy sense of social justice and compassion, a fake honor is all he’s ever likely to earn.

  • Dr X

    Therefore, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Universitatus Committeeatum e plurbis unum, I hereby confer upon you the honorary degree of Th.D.


    Doctor of Thinkology

  • MikeMa

    @Dr X, Baum would be so proud!

  • borax

    Is the degree written in crayon with a macaroni border?

  • d.c.wilson

    A “degree” from Glenn Beck U has more validity.

  • abb3w

    There’s probably a lot of people who don’t think about the difference between being honored and being flattered.

  • Stanley James

    when I was a kid and a stamp collector,I got some german stamps that said 30.000DM as free samples

    the paper they are printed on is worth more then his degree.

    I’d sure like to send him my version for him of the degree he deserved via email

    Shame they haven’t invented smellovision.