Ted Nugent is Dead or In Jail, Right?

On this day last year, Ted Nugent told an audience, ”If Barack Obama becomes the president in November, again, I will be either be dead or in jail by this time next year.” So he’s dead or in jail now, right? Because he couldn’t possibly have been completely full of shit, could he? If you can’t trust the guy who wrote Wang Dang Sweet Poontang, who can you trust?

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  • http://www.electricminstrel.com Brett McCoy

    He’s going to be Sarah Palin’s running mate in 2016

  • http://twitter.com/#!/VeritasKnight VeritasKnight

    Why do I have the feeling that Ed queued this post about 364 days ago?

  • http://dododreams.blogspot.com/ John Pieret

    Does it count that he’s dead from the neck up? I guess not, since that was the case long before Obama was reelected.

  • shouldbeworking

    Hasn’t Obama and the black helicopters and FEMA cocentration camps turned America into a giant police state? So, technically, Ted Nutrant isi in jail.

  • http://www.ranum.com Marcus Ranum

    He’s imprisoned in the body of an aging redneck has-been. Isn’t that punishment enough?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1360322113 aaronbaker

    I’ve never wished so hard for a prophecy to be fulfilled.

  • Randomfactor

    Obama totally knew the whole game would be up if he imprisoned Nugent or had him offed. So the fact that he’s walking around free is actually PROOF of how devious the Kenyan really is.

    Or something. My head hurts from trying to think sideways.

  • justsomeguy

    I feel like there’s a Harold Camping joke in here somewhere. Assuming anybody even remembers who he is after his 15 minutes were up.

  • jnorris

    That’s another promise Pres Obama didn’t keep.

  • haitied

    #1 please avoid Mentioning Ted Nugent, Sarah Palin and the word mate all at once. . . I got the worst image in my head. . . . Oh No! I did it too!!!!!!

  • No One

    @ 10

    … in a helicopter while shooting wolves.

  • lldayo

    Ted Nugent was replaced by a New World Order controlled cybernetic organism. Trust me! It’s now on the internet so it has to be true!

  • ChasCPeterson

    Not sure about his body–don’t care–but his name lives on. Why, Ted got a mention in Doonesbury just a couple days ago.

  • TGAP Dad

    He is not nearly as full of shit as his pants!

  • busterggi

    He was being metaphorical – he meant his musical career was dead.

  • cottonnero

    I’m really happy he isn’t. The only worse thing than Ted Nugent would be Ted Nugent, Martyr-Prophet.

    Although church services with “Cat Scratch Fever” would be pretty funny.