Satan’s 10 Gay Commandments Revealed

Renew America, a website founded by Alan Keyes (I actually typed Anal Keyes the first time; holy Freudian slip, Batman), has a hilarious column by Paul Kokoski in which he reveals the Ten Gay Commandments given by Satan himself to undermine America from within.

For the purpose of deceiving Mankind and destroying souls, Satan has thus given the homosexual lobby the following 10 commandments…

3) Fight to deny those who oppose homosexual acts their right to free (sic) of speech. At the same time enforce your own right to free speech on others by copiously using the liberal media and other outlets to label your opponents every unsavory thing from “bigot” to “idiot.” Use the words “equality” and “hate” often and unrelentingly as if only you – the homosexual – understand their meaning. If anyone objects, accuse them of discrimination. Keep in mind that politicians and judges are your friends. Many of them are openly practicing homosexuals and the rest, swayed by power and the almighty dollar, will do anything for your vote. Remember, too, that in today’s politically correct and morally relativistic society there is no objective moral order and that it often takes only one civil judge to side in your favor for you to achieve your ends;…

5) Build yourself up in the eyes of the indifferent masses – who are mere sheep – by claiming to be a modern person of tolerance and peace – one who is accepting of all. The people will believe you because in today’s materialistic word people are focused primarily on themselves and their own gain. They have little or no concern for what others do as long as it does not effect them.

Wait, the people are sheep? Are they gay sheep?

6) Act and speak as if homosexuals have a corner on the truth and that they alone – not their opponents – can demand of society what is right and wrong.

I’m sorry, a fundamentalist Christian just accused other people of pretending to have a corner on the truth and the right to demand that society enforce their moral ideas? Fuck, there goes another irony meter.

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