Beck Criticizes Conspiracy Theories

Sometimes it seems as though Glenn Beck is intellectually bipolar. While he claims that the government is involved in a giant conspiracy in the Boston Marathon bombings, he’s also criticizing the Tsarnaev brothers’ mother for believing in conspiracy theories.


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About Ed Brayton

After spending several years touring the country as a stand up comedian, Ed Brayton tired of explaining his jokes to small groups of dazed illiterates and turned to writing as the most common outlet for the voices in his head. He has appeared on the Rachel Maddow Show and the Thom Hartmann Show, and is almost certain that he is the only person ever to make fun of Chuck Norris on C-SPAN.

  • democommie

    He’s criticizing her because she’s “trending” on Yahoo and he’s not. Well, that, and he’s fucking nuts.

  • naturalcynic

    So close, yet so far away

  • some bastard on the net

    Pot, meet ke…… fuck, this phrase gets used a lot whenever Beck is involved, doesn’t it?

  • Gvlgeologist, FCD

    @3: Just from seeing the headline, I thought to myself that this is why that phrase was invented. In a dictionary, Beck’s photo would be there as the type specimen.

  • timgueguen

    “The only rational conspiracy theory is my conspiracy theory.”

  • hunter

    The headline alone was enough.

  • jnorris

    Who would know more so than Our Beloved Glenn?

  • mudpuddles

    A man who spends his time encouraging dislike and mistrust of America, worrying about other people’s dislike and mistrust of America. I guess he wants a monopoly for his specific brand of crazy. After all, he makes millions form it.

  • democommie

    “Sometimes it seems as though Glenn Beck is intellectually bipolar.”

    Bi-polar? almost certainly. Intellectual? like a fucking turnip*.

    * I apologize for any turnips whose skin is so thin that they were offended by my utterly reasonable comparison. They are not the sharpest vegetable in the crisper drawer.