Restore Stephen Baldwin

This is a hilarious video, clearly a parody, comparing Stephen Baldwin to Job for all the terrible suffering he has endured since becoming a born again Christian. You know, like being laughed at for being a moron.

httpv://youtu.be/5St6vwWxny4

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  • daved

    I’m not absolutely convinced that it’s a parody, though if you go to the restorestephenbaldwin.org web site, it has no links that I could see, just a claim that they’ve been very successful. If it’s a parody, it’s a little too subtle.

  • http://www.pixelated-reality.com Alareth

    It’s not a parody.

    It was an actual campaign started by his church. I remember laughing at the absurdity of it when it started.

    http://www.vulture.com/2010/05/stephen_baldwin_tries_to_clear.html

  • dingojack

    Who cares? It’s still funny, even it’s unintentional.

    I particularly like:

    ‘…all the glory will go to god…’

    But you can almost hear them adding:

    ‘But all the money will go into our bank accounts, you suckers. God helps those who help themselves!’ [/Blockbuster V.O]

    Dingo

  • wholething

    It wasn’t the people who restored Job, it was God. How did God restore people before the internet?

  • Hercules Grytpype-Thynne
  • http://www.facebook.com/den.wilson d.c.wilson

    No, it’s not parody and it’s a few years old now.

    It has, however, inspired parody:

    Restore Joss Whedon

  • Anthony K

    Have they reached out to Cecilia Giménez? She’s a whiz when it comes to the restoration of Christ figures.

  • Doc Bill

    I will definitely be sending money to restore smoking hot ass-kicking women before that other guy, whazzis name.

  • Randomfactor

    Restore Stephen Baldwin? Do they have backups?

  • MrFancyPants

    I love Stephen Baldwin, he’s high comedy on a stick! Any time I need a good laugh, I rewatch that youtube video of him asking in his best “checkmate, atheists!” tone, “if we’re evolved from apes, then why are there still apes?!”

  • some bastard on the net

    …comparing Stephen Baldwin to Job for all the terrible suffering he has endured…

    And who caused all that bad shit to happen to Job in the first place?