From the You Can’t Make This Shit Up Department, the PolitiChicks have picked their list of the “hottest conservative supermen in America.” It’s divided up into several categories, but here’s the list of criteria they used in picking their favorites:
#1. Intelligence. These guys are brilliant.
#2. Courage. They aren’t afraid to stand up to challenges, speak the truth and fight for our country.
#3: Passion (See above)
#4: Sense of humor. Self-deprecating gets you extra points.
#5: Looks. This can be either conventionally handsome or someone who simply exudes sexiness.
Among the guys they think are “brilliant” and “exude sexiness” are Jonah Goldberg, Joseph (Porn Stache) Farah and Rep. Louis Gohmert. Yes, Louis Gohmert ranks #3 on the list of “conservative supermen” in politics, right behind Ted Cruz and Allen West. Oh, and Tucker Carlson is #5 among media personalities. Mike Huckabee is #10 in that category. I think I see a nude calendar in the making.
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