Bryan Fischer Goes All Cindy Jacobs

Bryan Fischer does his best Cindy Jacobs impersonation, spinning a lurid tale of his history of fighting demons and casting them out of children and himself. I think maybe Fischer and Jacobs should form a superhero duo to fight demons. Their chief weapons: surprise, fear and a bottomless bowl of spaghetti.

httpv://youtu.be/pGTD5wL3mBI

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  • John Pieret

    No one expects the Spaghetti Inquisition!!!

  • raven

    Fighting demons is easy.

    I’m as good as all the Popes, priests, Mormons, Catholics, and fundies put together. A true Galactic scale superhero demon persecutor.

    So is my cat.

    Demons don’t exist so it doesn’t take a whole lot to overcome them.

    PS You don’t even want to know what I did to Sauron and the Ghouls.

  • grumpyoldfart

    Fischer is just a fuck-wit telling lies for money. He’ll check the donations chart tomorrow and if it shows a spike he’ll make demons a regular part of his broadcasts. No spike. No more demons.

  • sigurd jorsalfar

    If you’re going to have delusions, why not have medieval ones?

  • Trebuchet

    Fighting demons is easy.

    I’m as good as all the Popes, priests, Mormons, Catholics, and fundies put together. A true Galactic scale superhero demon persecutor.

    So is my cat.

    Demons don’t exist so it doesn’t take a whole lot to overcome them.

    Cats ARE demons. Just ask PZ.

  • Mr Ed

    FYI Bryan, for the record Hellboy is fiction

  • beelzebubba

    sleep paralysis, it’s a thing

  • Jackie, Ms. Paper if ya nasty

    I can’t believe that that people this out of it are allowed to be caregivers to children.

  • blf

    Their chief weapons: surprise, fear and a bottomless bowl of spaghetti.

    Yeah, if the FSM actually showed up, I’d be surprised and in fear that some of the pasta would go to waste.

  • busterggi

    Remind me, who was it that supposedly created these demons in the first place?

  • Subtract Hominem

    PS You don’t even want to know what I did to Sauron and the Ghouls.

    Note to self: start a band named Sauron and the Ghouls.

    Additional note to self: Don’t let Raven backstage at Sauron and the Ghouls concerts.

  • bushrat

    I almost had a demonic encounter once, but luckily I was leaving the building just as Ann Coulter was walking in. I still have nightmares.

  • Woof

    Child abuse, plain & simple.