Poor, Sodomized Dave Daubenmire

I have to confess that I find “Coach” Dave Daubenmire to be highly amusing. He reminds me so much of a coach (and gym teacher) I once had, both of them perfect examples of the archetype: loudly reveling in their simpleminded ignorance and oozing faux machismo from every pore. They were like the Marlboro Man doused in Brut cologne. But Coach Dave…well, he’s been metaphorically sodomized. By whom? By “the left.”

httpv://youtu.be/IntwE1Elo1M

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  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=611844223 Balstrome

    I do not think sodomy has anything to do with something being forced down your throat. In fact I think he might have go this all backwards.

  • http://tailotherat.blogspot.com namowal

    @Balstrome I was thinking the same thing. Then again, considering he has his head up his ass, maybe his throat is involved after all…

  • smhll

    Well, that was really content-free. (And hateful.)

  • http://composer99.blogspot.ca composer99

    Well, I’m sick and tired of lying fuckwits like Daubenmire spewing their hateful shit around.

    So I guess that makes us even.

  • jws1

    Don’t worry, Coach Dave: it’s not gay if you didn’t like the sodomy.

  • daved

    I think he should just take his whiny complaints and shove them up his ass.

  • Hercules Grytpype-Thynne

    @Balstrome:

    There is a more expansive definition of sodomy that does in fact include what Coach Dave is talking about. For example, from Merriam-Webster:

    SODOMY: anal or oral copulation with a member of the same or opposite sex; also : copulation with an animal

  • marcus

    Jeez, I sent him flowers the next day. What the hell does he want?

  • unemployedphilosopher

    Sodomy, eh? I suppose it’s obligatory to point out that it’s clearly defined in Ezekiel (16:49):

    “Behold, this was the iniquity of thy sister Sodom, pride, fulness of bread, and abundance of idleness was in her and in her daughters, neither did she strengthen the hand of the poor and needy.”

    I don’t really think it’s the left that’s been sodomizing people lately, at least, by the Biblical definition thereof.

  • netamigo

    Daubenmire is a fool. His own son stands convicted of a sex crime.

    http://www.sorarchives.com/directory/OH/D/ZACHARY_DAUBENMIRE_375619

  • http://peicurmudgeon.wordpress.com/ peicurmudgeon

    Was he sodomized by the left hand or the left foot?

  • cheesynougats

    “Sodomized by the Left? ” He got a blowjob? And he’s upset about it? Maybe he’s just telling people where to get blowjobs.

  • skinnercitycyclist

    Daubenmire is definitely among the bottom feeders of his tribe. More bile, less content.

  • exdrone

    He said “sodomy”, “sodomize” or described the act 17 times in under 2-1/2 minutes. He seems to dwell unnaturally on the subject.

  • tsig

    Is he complaining about being sodomized or that he didn’t get enough?

  • Michael Heath

    He’s so weak he’s funny. “God haters”; sheesh, what a moran.

  • dingojack

    Perhaps the coach is trying to be a ‘suppository of wisdom’?*

    :) Dingo

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    * (beware the imminent gush of santorum).

  • http://www.facebook.com/jswilkins johnwilkins

    Perhaps if he didn’t bend over to the right it wouldn’t happen so often?

  • zahnarzt

    We’re absolutely sure this guy isn’t a POE? I honestly could not stop laughing throughout this entire video.