Klingenschmitt: Jesus Will Strike You Down!

Gordon Klingenschmitt says you better stop doing things he doesn’t like or his imaginary friend is going to get you. One of these days, when you least expect it, “Jesus will come back and rule. In fact, he’ll strike down the judge, he’ll strike down the law in Britain, he’ll strike down the sodomites and throw them into Hell.” Okay, we’ll wait.

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  • http://www.gregory-gadow.net Gregory in Seattle

    Because laws allowing gay people to be treated as people under the law is far more serious than war, famine, weapons of mass destruction and outright genocide?

    This Jesus of his sounds like one sick fuck.

  • matty1

    he’ll strike down the judge, he’ll strike down the law in Britain, he’ll strike down the sodomites

    I think this may be an appropriate response

  • oranje

    He sounds like the manager of a professional wrestler.

  • ludicrous

    When he refers to his god his eyes roll up toward the ceiling. I wonder what he sees up there. I think a baseball cap would help him relax. Blinders work for horses.

  • Artor

    Gawd will strike down atheists because they’re smug, arrogant, & close-minded, right? No Xian could possibly be like that. Why, it would be unXian!

  • matty1

    When he refers to his god his eyes roll up toward the ceiling. I wonder what he sees up there.

    You know

  • grumpyoldfart

    Did he set up a straw man in the first sentence? I thought judges did not have the power to force bishops to perform gay wedding ceremonies.

  • left0ver1under

    The crying kid just threatened to get his big brother to beat up anyone who disagrees.

    The funny thing is, the crying kid is the bully, and can’t handle anyone standing up to him.

  • Alverant

    Will we be struck down before or after God is done not helping the starving children in Africa?

  • scottbelyea

    “…he’ll strike down the judge, he’ll strike down the law in Britain…”

    Can’t help but be reminded of A Man for All Seasons, when Roper has said that he’d cut down every law in England to get at the devil.

    More replies (more or less) to the effect that “And when the laws are all laid flat and the devil turns on you, do you really think that you could stand in the winds that would blow then? England is planted thick with laws, man’s laws, not God’s laws. Yes, I’d give the devil benefit of law, for my own safety’s sake.”

  • matty1

    Did he set up a straw man in the first sentence? I thought judges did not have the power to force bishops to perform gay wedding ceremonies.

    In fact the government bent so far backwards they were doing somersaults to avoid this possibility. First the law legalising gay marriage included that they could only be held in a place of worship if the leaders of the denomination agreed, to prevent more progressive vicars going ahead on their own, then they added in that it would be illegal for the Church of England to make such a change without another act of parliament.

    I can just about see a remote possibility of anything like this going to court as follows.

    Non state church orders all it’s preachers to carry out gay weddings if asked, one preacher refuses to do so, he gets fired for refusing to do his job, he takes the church to an employment tribunal, looses and appeals for judicial review. Only then could you get close to the scenario described and even so it is by no means certain the court would side with the employer.

    Once you have to start going into those kind of hypotheticals you are a long way from anything deserving a special announcement.

  • otrame

    You know, Gordie is not the only one trying to warn us.

  • otrame

    Actually, THIS is a much better version.

  • iangould

    Since Jesus has got this one, mere mortals should obviously leave it in his omnipotent hands.