Alex Jones: It’s All About Me

Someone shot a bunch of people at the Washington Navy Yard on Monday, so Alex Jones, never one to stray from the script, immediately and with no evidence whatsoever, declared it a false flag operation. Then when an arrest was made, he went on a rant about how it’s all about him.

“You better believe that even if they’re just pure jihadis that did this, even connected to Al-Qaeda groups out of the Middle East being commanded by the leader of Al-Qaeda last Friday to attack the United States… even if that’s the case, you can believe, like the last three or four cases, they’re going to try to connect it to and yours truly, part of the long-term demonization campaign,” Jones explained…

“If you want to wonder how big this radio show is, even separate from the website, it’s the fact that they try to pin, I’d say, about half the major crimes, we get brought into it,” he insisted. “It’s because we’ve got their number, we know who the globalists are, we know what their program is. And they’re very concerned that we be discredited so that people will not look at what we cover on the radio show, the Infowars nightly news and on the websites.”

Jones added that the circumstances of Monday’s shooting had “patsy written all over it.”

Uh, Alex…”they” — you know, the globalists, the Illuminati, the Freemasons, the barbershop quartet champions from Bugtussle or whoever the hell else you’re ranting incoherently about at any given moment, have never blamed any situation like this on you. You’ve been made fun of for doing exactly what you’re doing now, which is immediately declare a vast conspiracy with no evidence to back it up. If that discredits you, you have only yourself to blame. When you declare that everything from your own birth to the moon landing is false flag operation, it’s going to make you look pretty goddamn stupid.

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