Staver: God Won’t Bless America Cuz We’re Like Hitler

Mat Staver, the worst lawyer in America not named Orly Taitz or Larry Klayman, went on a hilarious rant about how God “will not continue to bless this nation” if we keep abortion legal, just like he couldn’t bless Hitler when he was killing the Jews. Got any evidence that God ever did bless us in the first place? I didn’t think so.


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  • Marcus Ranum

    Maybe it’s simpler – god won’t bless america because there is no god. Ever think of that?

  • dugglebogey

    All arguments that the country was blessed in the first place are post hoc ergo propter hoc.

  • John Pieret

    Got any evidence that God ever did bless us in the first place?

    Why sure! God started World War II in Europe and on the other side of the Pacific so that America never suffered the ravages of war on its own soil; He gave us a large population in a land of rich resources and allowed us to sell the rest of the world a mess of weapons that made us rich but only caused death and destruction in other countries. When the rest of the world was exausted by war, we became the strongest military power on Earth and sold all those weapons to ourselves to keep it that way, proping up our economy.

    Now if you think that’s just fortuitous circumstances of a particular time in history (rather similar to what made Great Britain the strongest nation in the world for a while) then you obviously don’t know the ways of God!

  • zero6ix

    God hasn’t blessed us because we haven’t sneezed.

    Also, it’s not quite fair to start a conversation with a Godwin.

  • dingojack

    Any conclusive evidence that god wasn’t on Hitler’s side*?

    After all, those (allegedly) nasty Jews (allegedly) killed the (alleged) son of god (or so your story goes).



    * until satan intervened, of course

  • Alverant

    Hitler outlawed abortion. He also was anti-gay rights, anti-union, anti-woman, anti-immigration, pro-gun, pro-God, pro-christian, and pro-school prayer. So he would fit right in with Klayman and the rest of his friends.

  • dingojack

    How do we know that satan hasn’t been driving the world since the mid-1920’s (or earlier)?

    Any evidence of the christian ‘good god’ in the last 90 or more years?


  • Modusoperandi

    So God blessed Hitler and Germany before the Final Solution? Didn’t He know it would happen?

    On a side note, it’s nice that all these well-off men keep popping up and telling us that women’s ladyparts need regulatin’. Why, without the constant reminder that people other than me are doing wrong things, I might look inward and find than I’m not a spotless as I like to think I am.

    And I can’t forget to give a big shout out to God for keeping me so humble, and for making me the light that reaches in to the shadows, revealing the faults of those around me.

  • busterggi

    Perhaps if we all just wore belt buckles reading “Gott Mitt Uns”.

  • colnago80

    Re Alverent @ #6

    Since Klayman is of Jewish descent, somehow I don’t think that ole Frankenberger would care much for him.

  • Alverant

    Re colnago80 @ #10

    But they have so much in common!