Beck Really Wants Gohmert to Primary Cornyn

Glenn Beck has made up his mind. He’s going to do everything it takes to get Rep. Louis Gohmert, an astonishingly stupid man, to mount a primary challenge to Sen. John Cornyn. “I am going to camp outside of Louie Gohmert’s house if I have to, and I mean it. I am going to be Louie Gohmert’s worst nightmare until he says ‘yes, I’m going to run for Senate.'” Cornyn was rated the 2nd most conservative senator in 2012, but even that isn’t far right enough for Beck.

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  • Mr Ed

    I support this

  • http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    You just wait! If they keep this cycle of Sacrifice for Party Purity up long enough, eventually the MegaReagan will return! Praise! All praise be to the MegaReagan!

  • MikeMa

    Astonishing but this is how we got the Cruzster, theocrat extraordinaire. I support Becky in this as well. I like to see conservative money burnt for no good purpose as it prevents it being spent as intended.

  • greenspine

    Well I’m going to camp outside Glenn’s house until he camps outside Gohmert’s house.

  • cptdoom

    Wow, Glenn, “zero tolerance” for any progressives in government. Yet you’ll claim you’re not the bad guy the evil left makes you out to be, right? Wonder if we should have zero tolerance for Mormons in the media?

  • cottonnero

    …or morons in the media, which for Beck would catch him either way.

  • D. C. Sessions

    Please, Louis, please? Only you can save Texas!

  • exdrone

    The only worse news to hear after being told that you have a stalker is that your stalker is Glenn Beck. I never thought that I would feel sorry for Gohmert.

  • felidae

    A tornado of stupidity, for sure