Ken Ham, a carnival barker on the Christian midway, has noticed the CFI billboards that say “Millions of people are living happily without religion.” But since he’s omniscient, he knows you better than you know yourself. And he knows that you’re not really happy. In fact, only Christians can be happy.
One of these new atheist billboard campaigns—put together by the Center for Inquiry—tries to convince people that they can be just as happy without God. One of the billboards (located in Michigan) reads, “Millions of Americans are living happily without religion.” Of course, atheism, a blind faith that believes life is the result of natural processes, is in itself a religion—something held to with ardor and faith. What they really mean is that people are supposedly “living happily with the atheist religion!” God’s Word makes it clear that one is either “for” or “against” Christ—there is no neutral position. One either walks in “light” or “darkness.”Actually, true happiness can only be found in knowing Christ.
Yes, of course, Ken. In the entire history of the world, only Christians have been “truly” happy. The other billions of people might think they’re happy, but they’re not. What do they think, that they know themselves better than this horse’s ass who’s never met them? Apparently ignorance is not the only thing that equates to bliss; presumptuous douchebaggery does too.