Fischer: Obama Inviting Demons to the White House!

Bryan Fischer offers up his usual hysterical response to something the Obamas are doing. This time it’s hosting a reception to celebrate Diwali, the Hindu festival of lights. He says they’re inviting demons into the White House by honoring a false religion.

Citing an article from CNS that reported that First Lady Michelle Obama would be “hosting an event on Tuesday to mark the Hindu festival of Diwali, or ‘festival of lights,’ to honor Lakshmi, the goddess of wealth and prosperity,” Bryan Fischer warned that Obama was inviting “demons into the White House.”

“This is a counterfeit religion,” Fischer said. “It is an Eastern religion. It is, in essence, an occult religion. It’s a counterfeit, a false alternative to Christianity. It ultimately represents the doctrine of demons, that is what you have with Hinduism and now this is being celebrated in the White House.”

I’m sure he said the same thing when President Bush held the same event, right? Right? Yeah, I didn’t think so. To be fair, though, Bush wasn’t black.

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  • http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    I don’t think you realize how serious this is. America is a Melting Pot. It’s an exchange; a mixing of cultures, histories and beliefs. This means that all varieties of people from all across the world come here to be just like us. Just. Like. Us. At most, they get Christianity and we get curry.

    This “mulitcultural” “diversity” crap is as overrated as it is destructive to Christian Privilege, and it’s plenty destructive to Christian Privilege.

  • http://rhapsodies.wpmorse.com/ montanto

    @1 I guess that’s why we should just take it for granted.

  • http://saltycurrent.blogspot.com SC (Salty Current), OM

    It’s a counterfeit, a false alternative to Christianity.

    An alternative they managed to come up with quite some time before Christianity existed.

  • dugglebogey

    Wait, it’s occult because it’s an EASTERN religion? Seriously?

  • http://www.facebook.com/joseph.stricklin josephstricklin

    Some fucker got the video taken down for copy rights…SINCE WHEN DO COPIES HAVE RIGHTS!!!???

  • Johnny Vector

    Hey, if he’s gonna be inviting demons to party, I highly recommend Sweet (the singing, dancing demon from Once More, With Feeling). Cause man, what pipes! And of course Gnarl from Same Time, Same Place (cause Camden Toy is hot!), and, let’s see, Vampire Willow (but not Evil Willow), the Übervamp (Camden Toy again), and (why not?) Spike. That’d be a hell of a party!

    What? Why are you looking at me like I’m some kind of nerd?

  • RickR

    You mean D.C. was built over a Hellmouth? Because that would explain a lot.

  • http://howlandbolton.com richardelguru

    Well he does have to invite Republicans sometimes

  • Moggie

    He’s just jealous because Vishnu could kick his godling’s ass. Come on, dude’s got four arms! How many arms did Jesus have?

  • John Pieret
  • karmacat

    DC was built over a swamp, so who knows. Perhaps the Washington Monument sinking into the ground is not due to this swamp. Maybe it is demons very very slowly pulling the monument underground

  • Pieter B, FCD

    Come on, dude’s got four arms! How many arms did Jesus have?

    We’re gonna need a bigger boat moar nails.

  • caseloweraz

    John Pieret (#10): Gordon Klingenschmitt got all of RWW’s videos taken down.

    Yes, and in the press release claiming victory he has the gall to protest RWW’s “allowing followers to issue death threats against a Christian chaplain.”

    Hey, “No-longer-a-chaplain” — stuff that up your imprecatory prayers.

  • caseloweraz

    Obviously we can’t have the White House honoring the Hindu goddess of wealth and prosperity. This might dilute the value of Xtians’ Prosperity Gospel stock [1].

    As for “inviting demons to the White House,” I’m not sure but I think this might be grounds for a defamation suit, since it applies to actual persons attending the Diwali reception.

    [1] Christian Prosperity Gospel, Inc. (XPGI) is down 28 percent on the Rightwing Conservative Stock Exchange since the government shutdown. RCSE officials could not be reached for comment.

  • coffeehound

    Bryan Fischer warned that Obama was inviting “demons into the White House.”

    It’s a little late to be worried about that. The cabinet meetings of Dubya are long since past.

  • Moggie

    Do you really need to invite demons? I thought that was vampires.

  • caseloweraz

    @Moggie:

    Presumably the Hindu demons the Obamas are inviting for Diwali would have to be acceptable to the fifty or so demons of the Christian-haunting persuasion already alleged to be occupying the president.