Dean: Liberals Belong in Prison

Bradlee Dean’s usual cavalcade of stupidity on his radio show produced this breathtakingly idiotic diatribe about how liberals belong in prison because, with the free food and medical care and no guns for anyone but the government, it’s a socialist utopia.

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About Ed Brayton

After spending several years touring the country as a stand up comedian, Ed Brayton tired of explaining his jokes to small groups of dazed illiterates and turned to writing as the most common outlet for the voices in his head. He has appeared on the Rachel Maddow Show and the Thom Hartmann Show, and is almost certain that he is the only person ever to make fun of Chuck Norris on C-SPAN.

  • cptdoom

    Actually the real socialist utopia is a military base. Everyone works for the government, the government subsidies all the commodity prices, there’s free health care and education for all, no homeless people, little litter and the gap between the richest and poorest in the community is relatively small, for US standards.

  • magistramarla

    What do you want to bet that both Beck and Limbaugh will use this same rant very soon?

  • holytape

    Well, the shouldn’t all conservatives go to Somali ? Not government, no welfare programs and lots and lots of guns. Shouldn’t it be a conservative paradise?

  • Randomfactor

    Even if it WERE a socialist utopia, it’d be a LEGAL one. No corpus delicti.

  • Chiroptera

    With majorities supporting the programs Dean hates, we’ll need a big prison to hold them all. Maybe Dean can build a fence around his property and declare everything on the other side a prison?

  • Drew


    No everything outside would be the asylum and he could rename himself “Wonko the Sane”

  • Nemo

    I actually don’t want the government to have guns, either.

  • had3

    And lots of same sex relationships.

  • bahrfeldt

    Cptdoom @ 1- I tried to explain that to a chief bossuns mate 43 years ago. To each according to his needs, from each according to his abilities, etc. It failed to go over well.

  • dan4

    @7 Yeah, let’s leave government agents like the FBI who go after dangerous criminals without any guns to defend themselves.

  • Nemo

    @10 Remember, we’re talking about utopia.

  • dan4

    11: “Humor” for sociopaths.

  • Chris from Europe


    Why are you here?

  • dingojack

    Do you mean why is Dan here on Freethoughtblogs, or in the world generally?

    😉 Dingo

  • wildmanofwongo


    I don’t think the majority of US conservatives would be all that happy in a country where most of the other people toting machine guns were black.