Mother Jones has an article about a bunch of people who collect large sums of taxpayer money giving assemblies in public schools encouraging teenagers to wait until they get married to have sex. I’m sure you’ll be shocked to hear that they routinely lie to the students during those talks. Like Shelly Donahue:
Shelly Donahue: “Girls are more feelings-oriented, and boys are more facts-oriented.”
Donahue is a speaker for the Colorado-based Center for Relationship Education, an abstinence-only education program that works with students in 42 states and has receivedmillions in federal funds. In 2006, Donohue caused controversy at Natrona County High School, a public school in Casper, Wyoming, when she gave a religious-themed abstinence presentation. According to the Casper Star-Tribune, she asked students, “Do you get closer to your God or do you get farther away when you have sex?” (The answer she wanted: “Farther away.”) She also said that boys are “wired” to like math, science, and numbers, and girls are wired to be more feelings-oriented. She held up a bag of noodles to indicate that girls “are like spaghetti, with their feelings about parts of their lives entangled,” according to theStar-Tribune. (She told the paper: “The outpouring and the positive was so much greater than this one kid’s complaint.”) In a training video posted by the Denver Westword in 2011, Donahue tells students that if a guy gets sperm anywhere near a girl’s vagina, it will turn into a “little Hoover vacuum” and she will become pregnant. (No. Vaginas don’t vacuum sperm off the couch.) In another 2011 video, she says, “the boys want to love and respect these girls, and the girls won’t let them. The girls are backing up the booty, the girls are being assertive, these girls are emasculating these boys.” She continues to conduct sex-ed training programs for teachers on public Title V funds and is holding one this month in Greeley, Colorado.
You have to see this video of her. Is there anything funnier than a wealthy, middle-aged white woman trying to use black slang like “backing up the booty”? And her claim that boys wish girls wouldn’t have sex with them is just plain moronic. And somehow, girls wanting to have sex with boys is “emasculating” to them. You keep using that word…
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