There are several possible responses to the Kardashians’ latest Christmas card. My response is: Who could possibly give a fuck? In fact, I would have no idea it existed at all if not for this article at Alex Jones’ Infowars site, which contains another response: It’s all an Illuminati plot!
If there was an award for the less Christmas-y Christmas card in the History of the world, I believe that the 2013 Kardashian Christmas card would take the prize. Shot by elite fashion photographer David Lachapelle, the card is a rather grim and depressing summation of the entertainment world – an industry ruled by a shadowy elite that is turning popular culture into a toxic wasteland populated with vacuous celebs such as the Kardashians.
The wide panoramic card is filled with symbolism and references describing everything that the Illuminati entertainment industry is about…
Behind the Jenner sisters are two Illuminati pyramids, complete with the All-Seeing Eye. The card can’t be clearer about who “owns” this entire family. Scattered around the card are dismembered mannequins, a symbol that is often used to represent Mind Control, a practice that is rampant in the Illuminati entertainment industry…In short, this card sums up what popular culture in 2013 is all about: Illuminati, mind control, superficiality, exploitation of children and all around mind-numbing, time-wasting idiocy.
Oh yes, mind-numbing, time-wasting idiocy to be sure. A perfect description of both the Kardashians and your bizarre take on them. There is no “shadowy elite” here, there’s a decidedly non-elite (in terms of merit, that is) family earning huge amounts of money because, for some reason I will never understand, the rubes find them fascinating.