You can always count on Bryan Fischer to take the usual wingnut outrage and turn it into something even more stupid than what his colleagues are saying. On his show on Friday, he claimed — bizarrely — that the suspension of the duck dynasty douchebag is, literally, the mark of the beast.
But in a blog post, Fischer also says that the duck dick’s suspension is a “historic opportunity” to turn our terrible slide into sin around once and for all.
Phil Robertson has created a moment of historic opportunity for evangelicals and social conservatives to reverse our cultural slide into sexual deviancy and begin turning our ship of state back toward sexual normalcy.
The only question that remains: will evangelicals and other like-minded Americans seize the moment? Will we capture the energy Phil Robertson has generated and draw on that energy to confront the entrenched fortresses of error and sexual abnormality that right now dominate our social landscape?
No, you won’t. You’ll keep whining to one another and we’ll keep laughing at you.