Garrow: Obama to Claim Contact With Aliens

Jim Garrow, the transparent fraud who claims to be a former CIA agent and is making the rounds of the far-right fever swamps saying that President Obama tried to nuke South Carolina, has a new prediction: Obama is going to distract the country by claiming that he’s now in contact with aliens. Seriously.

Jim Garrow today appeared on Erik Rush’s radio show to promote the Operation American Spring rally, where he predicted that President Obama will try to distract Americans from his supposed scandals…by claiming that he is now in touch with alien life.

This must be Obama’s Plan B, as Garrow previously claimed that Obama almost launched a devastating nuclear attack on the US with the goal of killing 90% of Americans in order to help George Soros make money.

“What we’re going to see soon is an unveiling of the concept that we have in fact been contacted by and have been in communication with people from other civilizations beyond earth and that will be part of the great deception that is forthcoming soon from Mr. Obama,” Garrow told Rush.

Another guest, Nancy Smith of the Tea Party news show “Politichicks,” said she is not shocked by Obama’s latest scheme: “Personally I’ve already heard some other sources saying the very same thing that you’re saying.”

The audio:

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And it continues:

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Oh, and Obama is going to ask Canada to send troops into the US to shoot Americans.

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Sounds legit.

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  • cgilder

    Oh oh! I just watched the last episodes of season 3 Dr. Who! This whole thing might be more believable if Garrow insisted that Obama was actually the Master and hellbent upon becoming an evil Time Lord with the powers of a God.

  • http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    Finally! It’s about time the Truth came out!

  • matty1

    This whole thing might be more believable if Garrow insisted that Obama was actually the Master and hellbent upon becoming an evil Time Lord with the powers of a God

    Becoming? Wingnuts already believe Obama has powers over time (faking his own birth in Hawaii) and a godlike ability to be responsible for everything they dislike. As for the aliens, where do you think those lizard people come from huh? The hollow centre of the Earth, that’s what they want you to think.

  • jamessweet

    Sheesh… That’s a dirty trick, making up something soooo preposterous that it distracts from the real issues.

    (bah-dump)

  • matty1

    OK I tried the last link, couldn’t be bothered to listen to all of it but skipping through at one point he seemed to be saying Canadians would shoot American’s because Canada doesn’t have the rule of law.

  • Synfandel

    He’s right, you know. When I was a Canadian soldier, I never swore allegiance to the US constitution. It seems nobody foresaw the folly of this oversight until Mr. Garrow drew back the curtain.

  • Scr… Archivist

    The most unbelievable part of all this is that anyone actually writes Jericho / X-Files crossover fan-fiction.

  • dingojack

    cgilder – But is Jim Garrow, in reality, Sally Sparrow? *

    Dingo

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    * you’ll have to get a bit beyond 1965/6 to get the reference I’m afraid. ;(

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  • busterggi

    Aliens – bah! Those are really demons from Hell in disguise!

  • roggg

    I’m pretty sure Garrow is a Poe trying to see how far he can stretch credulity before the right wing fringe dumps him. If so, I got news for him…there’s no bridge too far.

  • http://www.facebook.com/den.wilson d.c.wilson

    I had wondered where the writers of the Weekly World News had gone after that tabloid had folded.

  • Loqi

    Meanwhile, Garrow will try to distract people by claiming contact with reality.

  • http://motherwell.livejournal.com/ Raging Bee

    Yeah, we all know how popular and respected people get as soon as they say they’re talking to aliens. It’s a sure-fire strategy that instantly confers 100% credibility on whoever tries it. As soon as Obama says he talks to aliens, all opposition to Obamacare will evaporate and whoever he endorses will be a shoe-in to succeed him in 2016.

  • http://timgueguen.blogspot.com timgueguen

    Yeah, he’s just reviving an old wingnut idea that’s been around forever. The idea that the “Powers That Be” would use the claim aliens are here as part of their nefarious scheme probably goes back to the mid ’70s, if not earlier.

  • criticaldragon1177

    Ed Brayton,

    What makes this really hard to believe, other the fact that if it were true, Obama would have had to murder someone in Hong Kong when he was only a child, people who are actually scientists who search for extraterrestrials would actually be incredibly skeptical of this. Its not like some one like Seth Shoestak wouldn’t be very suspicious of any such claim without massive amounts of evidence. Forget some CIA guy back in sixties. The people Obama would have to murder to pull this off would be every single member of SETI.

  • criticaldragon1177

    Ed Brayton,

    Come to think of it, he’d have to murder just about every skeptic on the planet, including the two of us.

  • http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    criticaldragon1177 “The people Obama would have to murder to pull this off would be every single member of SETI.”

    Now you’re just being ridiculous. If he bumped them off who would run the intergalactic switchboard?

  • magistramarla

    LOL I just watched the News at Noon today and the two credulous anchor people were reporting on a series of sightings of “possibly extra-terrestrial lights” over the past few nights.

    I was laughing at them reporting this with a straight face. It’s probably going to add fuel to the fire when the wingnuts around here see that “news story” and hear this on rightwing radio.

  • meg

    You know, the aliens thing is probably more believable than the nuking North Carolina.

  • blf

    [I]s Jim Garrow, in reality, Sally Sparrow?

    Nah.. Ms Sparrow (a) Eventually worked it out; (b) Had a sensible concept of evidence; (c) Was able to make logical deductions; (d) Was believable; and (e) Really was in contact with aliens (well, one alien).

    Mr Garrow not only has none of those attributes, he’s a known liar and (probably) thinks there is are magic sky faeries.

  • freehand

    Another guest, Nancy Smith of the Tea Party news show “Politichicks,” said she is not shocked by Obama’s latest scheme: “Personally I’ve already heard some other sources saying the very same thing that you’re saying.”

    Presumably those sources are the voices in her head.

  • John Pieret

    Canadian soldiers don’t swear allegience to the US Constitution? Why weren’t we ever told this?

    But, at least, we will be politely asked to line up to be shot!

  • had3

    And what’s worse is they’ll be ILLEGAL aliens too. What about the children, won’t someone think of the children?

  • Nick Gotts

    This whole thing might be more believable if Garrow insisted that Obama was actually the Master and hellbent upon becoming an evil Time Lord with the powers of a God. – cglider@1

    I think you’ve hit on Obama’s real plan. He’s going to regenerate, then claim that this means he’s not the same person and can run again in 2016!!!

  • Nick Gotts

    a series of sightings of “possibly extra-terrestrial lights” over the past few nights. – magistramarla@19

    Hey, I saw those! I call them “stars”.

  • Nick Gotts

    The idea that the “Powers That Be” would use the claim aliens are here as part of their nefarious scheme probably goes back to the mid ’70s, if not earlier. – timgueguen@16

    There was a British TV series with that plotline in the 1960s. In fact, I think there were two entirely separate ones (one might have been a single play). One ended with a central character about to be guillotined; the other (in which I think the deception was well-intended, to bring about world peace) with the discovery of a real message from aliens. Anyone else remember these in more detail?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1531393070 danrobinson

    Theodore Sturgeon wrote a story about a guy who faked an alien invasion to get humans to stop fighting amongst themselves. I wonder if that was made into a movie or perhaps an episode of “The Twilight Zone” or something. I just read it last week!

  • dingojack

    … And then there was The Monsters Are Due on Maple Street….

    (Perhaps Mr Garrow is really saying “let’s you and him fight”)

    😉 Dingo

  • caseloweraz

    This must be Obama’s Plan B, as Garrow previously claimed that Obama almost launched a devastating nuclear attack on the US with the goal of killing 90% of Americans in order to help George Soros make money.

    No, Obama’s Plan B is to send out millions of juvenile “Obamabots” indoctrinated with a desire to put sugar into the fuel tanks of all the long-haul trucks they can reach. This is to help the Teamsters and other labor unions acquire more members.

  • caseloweraz

    @Danrobinson (#28):

    What’s the title of that Sturgeon story? I would like to read it.

    Then there is the late Howard Fast, who wrote a number of science-fiction stories in addition to the mainstream novels (e.g. Spartacus) for which he is better known.

    The relevant story here is “The Martian Shop”, published in 1961.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1531393070 danrobinson

    The Sturgeon story is called “Unite and Conquer”. It’s in Vol. 5 of his complete short stories. The volume is called “The Perfect Host”. Every story is great!