Terry McAuliffe was sworn in as the governor of Virginia on Saturday and deranged bigot Eugene Delgaudio was there to protest in order to “express demands from a majority of Virginians and Americans demanding traditional marriage.” Never mind that McAuliffe just got elected by a majority. Here’s a ridiculous video he made about it:
I have an idea. Remember the hilarious fundraising email he sent out with this entirely fictional story:
One stormy night I drove to a mailshop hidden deep in a nearly deserted stand of warehouses. I’d heard something was up and wanted to see for myself. As I rounded the final turn my eyes nearly popped. Tractor-trailers pulled up to loading docks, cars and vans everywhere and long-haired, earring-pierced men scurrying around running forklifts, inserters and huge printing presses. Trembling with worry I went inside. It was worse than I ever imagined. Row after row of boxes bulging with pro-homosexual petitions lined the walls, stacked to the ceiling. My mind reeled as I realized hundreds, maybe thousands, more boxes were already loaded on the tractor-trailers. And still more petitions were flying off the press. Suddenly a dark-haired man screeched, “Delgaudio what are you doing here?” Dozens of men began moving toward me. I’d been recognized. As I retreated to my car, the man chortled, “This time Delgaudio we can’t lose.” Driving away, my eyes filled with tears as I realized he might be right. This time the Radical Homosexuals could win.
I think every time he shows up to protest somewhere, a group of “long-haired, earring-pierced men” should show up and taunt him.