I’ve reprinted a few of those inspirational stories that a certain subset of the fundamentalist Christian community just eats up with a spoon, but this one may be the dumbest one of them all. It’s just staggeringly stupid and is making the rounds on Facebook lately, along with a photo of a soldier crying (which one commenter identified as someone he knows who was crying over the death of a soldier under his command). I’m leaving this with its current incomprehensible grammar.
A young man working in the army was constantly humiliated because he believed in God. One day the captain
wanted to humiliate him before the troops. He called the young man and said: – Young man come here, take the key and go and park the Jeep in front. the young man replied: – I cannot drive! The captain said: – Well then ask for assistance of your God! Show us that He exist!
The young man takes the key and walked to the vehicle and begins to pray…… …He parks the jeep at the place PERFECTLY
well as the captain wanted. The young man came out of the jeep and saw them all crying. They all said together: – We want to serve your God! The young soldier was astonished, and asked what was going on? The CAPTAIN crying opened the hood of the jeep by showing the young man that the car had no engine. Then the boy said: See? This is the God I serve, THE GOD OF IMPOSSIBLE, the God who gives life to what does not exist. You may think there are things still
impossible BUT WITH GOD EVERYTHING IS POSSIBLE.
To the person reading this, I pray the Lord work A SUPER MIRACLE in your life today that would look like a lie In Jesus Name I Pray.. Write ‘Amen’ to claim this prayer
My friend Cas Tokarski had the best response ever: “And that soldier…was Albert Einstein.”
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