Jesus continues to troll True Believers everywhere by leaving vague images of himself in the weirdest places. He’s shown up on tortillas, toast and even in bathroom mold. Now he showed up in a bruise that a New Mexico woman sustained when she fell down the stairs — but only after some “holy dirt” was rubbed on it.
A Silver City couple is calling it a “Chimayo miracle” after a bad injury.
The couple says some holy dirt from the northern New Mexico town has left a holy and healing mark.
Just last weekend, Paula Osuna says she fell down the stairs at her home causing painful bruises all over her foot.
Eventually she asked her fiancé to rub some of the holy Chimayo dirt he had saved from a pilgrimage there a couple years back.
After putting the holy dirt on her foot and then bandaging it, she says the next day the bruise formed in the shape of Jesus on her second toe.
Osuna says her family members first noticed the bruise.
“My family has always done the pilgrimages to Chimayo and this is the first time I ever used it and I’m seeing something kind of come out full circle I guess.” Osuna said.
Here’s a picture of the Jesus toe:
So let me get this straight…Jesus didn’t stop her from falling down the stairs. He didn’t heal the bruise or take the pain away. He just left an image of himself in it. He photobombed her injury. Lady, Jesus is fucking with you.