The Republicans gave no fewer than three responses to President Obama’s State of the Union address, but those efforts pale in comparison to Pastor Steven Andrew (no relation to our own Zingularity, of course), who delivered “God’s State of the Union” on Youtube. TL;DR: God’s really pissed off at us for doing things he doesn’t like.
Now, this is how you restore God’s blessings. People like Barack Obama have a totally different vision of America. His vision is to follow Satan, and we know this because of his homosexual sin that he just is open about, bringing homosexual sin to the military, to every part of the nation. This brings God’s wrath and his judgment.
Andrew also blamed the difficulties of the Iraq War on the repeal of Don’t Ask Don’t Tell, arguing, “The military court-martialed homosexuals so God would bless the military! Look, with Barack Obama bringing homosexual sin to the military, they can’t even win in Iraq!”
Well of course.