For Fox News, Everything is a Distraction

Jon Stewart did a hilarious segment on how Fox News thinks any time President Obama talks about anything other than what they want to talk about is obviously just an attempt to distract attention away from their latest scandalous obsession.

About Ed Brayton

After spending several years touring the country as a stand up comedian, Ed Brayton tired of explaining his jokes to small groups of dazed illiterates and turned to writing as the most common outlet for the voices in his head. He has appeared on the Rachel Maddow Show and the Thom Hartmann Show, and is almost certain that he is the only person ever to make fun of Chuck Norris on C-SPAN.

  • sidhe3141

    Well, of course he’d say that. He just wants to distract us from Benghazi.

  • Christoph Burschka

    Ironically, he planned the Benghazi attack in the first place to distract us from his birth certificate, which he forged to distract us from his role in 9/11, which he did to distract us from Clinton’s sex scandal, which (via further byzantine steps of manipulation and misdirection) he ultimately orchestrated to distract us from the Moon Landing hoax. It all makes perfect sense!

  • pocketnerd

    And yet Fox News has never investigated or reported on Obama’s documented history as an agent of the Reptoids. Why? Because they’re in on the conspiracy. WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!!!!1

  • ArtK

    Weapons-grade projection going on here. Aren’t these the very people who, whenever someone wants to talk about the way the right continues to shit on the country, counter by screaming “Bengazhi”?

  • scienceavenger

    You really have to give Fox props for sheer dogged determination to link everything to Obamacare. They ride that horse long and hard every day. The freakin Iranian nuclear talks were linked to it. Its hard to believe even their loyal fans want to hear more, and I can just imagine their guest commentators’ eye-rolling “this again?” when they get the day’s assignments. Alan Colmes has had a self-satisfied smirk on his face for days.